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Full name: Luis Lionel Andrés Messi
Birth day: June 24, 1987
Birthplace: Rosario, Argentina
Nationality: Argentinian
Other nationality: Spanish
EU passport: Yes
Height: 169 cm
Weight: 67 kg
Club: FC Barcelona
Position: Forward
Debut: 17 November 2003
Lionel Andrés Messi (born June 24, 1987 in Rosario) is an Argentine football (soccer) player.
Lionel Messi started playing football at a very early age in his hometown's Newell's Old Boys. From the age of 11, he suffered from a hormone deficiency and as Lionel's parents were unable to pay for the treatment in Argentina, they decided to move to Barcelona, Spain.
In the 2003-2004 season, when he was still only 16, Messi made his first team debut in a friendly with Porto that marked the opening of the new Dragao stadium. The following championship-winning season, Messi made his first appearance in an official match on October 16, 2004, in Barcelona's derby win against Espanyol at the Olympic Stadium (0-1).
With several first team players seriously injured, the services of several reserve team players were called upon, and Messi became a regular feature of Barça squads. On May 1, 2005, he became the youngest player ever to score a league goal for FC Barcelona - against Albacete when Messi was only 17 years, 10 months and 7 days old.
He was offered the chance to play for the Spain national football team, but declined, prefering to wait for the opportunity to play for the country of his birth. In June 2004 he got his chance, playing in a U-20 friendly match against Paraguay.
Lionel Messi wearing FC Barcelona's colorsIn June 2005 he starred for the Argentina U-20 team that won the Football World Youth Championship played in The Netherlands. Messi picked up the Golden Boot as top scorer with 6 goals, and the Golden Ball for the best player of the tournament. Despite his youth, Lionel has already drawn comparisons with Diego Maradona, arguably the best football player of all time.
On September 25, 2005 Messi obtained a Spanish citizenship and was finally able to make his debut in this season's Spanish First Division. He had previously been unable to play because FC Barcelona had filled up all of their quota of non-EU players.
Messi's first outing in the UEFA Champions League at the Nou Camp was on Sept 28 against Italian club Udinese. He impressed with some great passing and a seemingly telepathic relationship with Ronaldinho that earned him a standing ovation from the 70,000-odd Nou Camp faithful. On December of that year, the Italian newspaper Tuttosport awarded him the Golden Boy 2005 title for the best under-21 player in Europe, over Wayne Rooney and Lukas Podolski
In September 2005, Messi was given an improved and extended contract until 2014.
Today Microsoft stepped on stage and released its Windows 8 and Windows RT to the tech world in what was largely conceived as the biggest Windows release ever. Availability starts today and active Windows 7 customers can upgrade starting from $39.99.
Microsoft talked OS features, integration along a wide variety of devices, the services that are launching alongside the OS and demoed all of them.
Windows 8 is released with a couple of services in tow. Those are Xbox Music, Videos, Games and also Skype. All Windows 8 users will get unlimited streaming of music via Xbox Music free of charge.
Microsoft’s speakers (CEO Steve Ballmer included) were keen on repeating that the Windows 8 PCs are the “Best PCs Ever”. There are around 670 million PCs currently, which are compatible with Windows 8 and Ballmer expects around 400 million to come out with Windows 8 out of box.
The Windows 8/RT store was also a big part of the event. Currently there are close to 8000 apps available, which isn’t as good as Apple’s numbers but Steven Sinofsky pointed out that the Windows Store has the most number of apps for an app store on its launch day.
A big part of the Windows 8/RT release was the emphasis on touch – the fact it can support a mouse and hardware keyboard but that it was ultimately designed to work as a touch-only OS. pre-Win8 ultrabooks as well as post-Win8 tablets and notebooks were used to demonstrate that.
Finally Windows 8 is much faster than its predecessor in every way, has the new Modern UI but still retains the familiar but slightly refreshed Windows 7 look.
In celebration of the 10 year anniversary of 80′s style car thievery and gunplay, Rockstar is re-releasing Grand Theft Audo: Vice City for Android and iOS on December 6th.
It seems like just yesterday we were busy rolling through Miami on a killing spree to the tune of Roxette.
The 10th Anniversary Edition features native high-res graphics for mobile devices, updated character models and lighting effects, fully customizable controls, and precision targeting and firing options.
Rockstar has also released a list of compatible devices:
I believe life is constantly testing us for our level of commitment and life is greatest rewards are reserved for those who demonstrate a never-ending commitment to act until they achieve.This level of resolve can move mountions but it must be constant and consistent.As simplistic as this may sound it is still the common denominator separating those who live their dreams from those who live in regret
معتقدم که زندگی همواره میزان پایبندی ما ار می سنجد و بهترین پاداش ها در زندگی از آن کسانی هستند که پایبندی بی پایان خود به عمل کردن تا دستیابی به نتیجه را نشان می دهند . این میزان ثبات رای می تواند کوه ها را تکان دهد ولی باید مستمر و محکم باشد . هر چند که ساده به نظر می رسد ولی وجه تمایز آنانی که در زندگی به رویا های خود می رسند وآنهایی که با پشیمانی زندگی می کنند همین است.
If ever Manchester City needed to pull off another one of their great escapes this is it.
Absolutely nothing short of a victory against Real Madrid in the group of death will do if City are to keep their slim hopes of qualifying into the knockout rounds of the Champions League alive.
The English champions currently lie bottom of Group D on two points, with Dortmund leading oneight. Real are second on seven points, while Ajax are also very much in it with four points.
The corresponding fixture saw Real come from the brink of defeat to pull off an amazing win in the final moments on matchday one. Had things gone City's way in that game, we might be starting at a completely different group table; however hindsight is always a wonderful thing but utterly pointless.
What cannot be denied is the fact the City have not played like the champions of England. In pretty much every single game, they have looked vulnerable at the back, while being tentative in attack - surprising since they boast the likes of Yaya Toure, Samir Nasri, Carlos Tevez, Sergio Aguero, David Silva - all players experienced in the European and international game.
Whatever Mancini might have said about his side not having the experience in Europe as a team, it is not really convincing enough. Failure to progress into the Champions League, coupled with losing his grip on the Premier League title might spell doom for Mancini as City manager, who was under intense pressure to come through last year as well.
While City now sit top of the Premier League table, they have been far from convincing in the league, needing a number of late goals to salvage wins, when draws or even losses looked in order - although the same can be said about Manchester United this season.
Coming back from the brink of defeats is the ultimate sign of a winning team, of champions, and all that will be needed in full measure against Cristiano Ronaldo and Real. Ronaldo knows all about the city he will be playing the game in, having turned into the world beater he is today with City's rivals United, and the fact that the Portuguese still carries United in his heart, he will be desperate to out one across the bottom dwellers of Group D.
If Ronaldo is in the mood, and decides to take the game by the scruff of the neck, even the likes of Vincent Kompany will find it hard to stop the Potuguese juggernaut. Another Portuguese, who will be keen to maintain the standards demanded by him and ensure Real continue their progress into the knockout rounds, after a couple of stumbles against Dortmund, will be Jose Mourinho.
Mourinho accepts nothing short of perfection from his teams, and with the immense success he has enjoyed as manager, it would be almost inconceivable if Real were not to qualify for the last-16.
Knowing the manager and the players under his disposal, Real will do what they need to do and come out with the right result; however having said that, the Champions League is not the most enthralling competition for nothing. When you have the quality that City posses, anything is possible, even a rollicking of Real and another big win over Dortmund.
Mancini will be praying for another miracle, similar to the happenings in May.
Team News: Gael Clichy is ruled out after picking up an ankle problem in the 5-0 win over Aston Villa, but James Milner and Jack Rodwell are expected to return. Mario Balotelli has a back problem and is doubtful, although the forward's chances of making the squad were questionable anyways considering he was left out of the last two Premier League games.
For Real, Michael Essien has not travelled to Manchester, with Gonzalo Higuain and Marcelo also ruled out.
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